Monday, February 17, 2014

Um ...

  

The Zucchini Diet, title of my forthcoming best-seller.




4 comments:

  1. Hmmm. A tiny zucchini is a good zucchini, but once they get to stuffing size they are compost as far as I am concerned. Which is sad, because they have ninja camoflague skills. Day one, nothing. Day two, toothpick zucchini. Day three? Giant monstrosity.

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  2. I'm actually quite excited about eating all these, but you can have too much of a good cucurbit. Their growth is completely disproportionate to the passing of time, isn't it! Amazing things.

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  3. Um indeed. I too am suffering from zuke super growth. I look forward to the cookbook that comes along after the diet plan best seller.

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  4. Wow. I could make a career out of zucchini, couldn't I! The Zucchini Diet, 101 Ways with Zucchini, Not Zucchinis Again: How to Lower Your Expectations and Find Inner Happiness, Zucchinis and the Art of Lobbying. The possibilities are endless.

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